DIY Asos Bleach Heart Tee

Here's a major life question: Why buy when you can DIY? 

I know, I'm deep and shit. And I rhymed it. Like a boss.
(This was put much more eloquently in today's MR post.) 

I made the mistake of surfing the e-commerce world whilst broke and now I want all the clothes. I was drooling (only a little) about this bad-ass Asos tee:

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For a hot second I thought about dropping some 30 dollars for this tee. But then I remembered that H&M sells amazing basic tees for $7.95 and I already have bleach. You know, for cleaning shit. 

So I made it myself!

Good work, me. Pat on the back, me. 

Supplies:

1. Basic black tee from H&M.

2. White chalk pencil from Blick.

3. Paint brush from Blick. 

4. Clorox from the bodega downstairs. (It smells like cat piss in there. WHY?!)

Step 1:

Draw a big beautiful heart on your tee with the white pencil. Planning is cool. Measure twice and cut once, is what I have never said. 

Step 2:

Paint the heart with bleach. Be loose with your hand to get the splatter marks. Then wait for the bleach to set in.

I did good. I did real good. And saved 20 dollars to keep my wallet nice and fat. Or just not totally empty. 

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